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[HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku...
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HitsHerMark
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 1521
Location: Austin, TX

[HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku...

In General:

I had never thought
I would be so sensitive
To where pay phones are.

Mr. Police Man,
I'm on a "scavenger hunt".
Not a terrorist.

Get off the damn phone!
My imaginary friend
Will be calling here.

From the future, AI
Call me on public pay phones.
Pass my foil hat.

On Who's Really Behind It All:

A broken number?
E-mail the directory.
It's conspiracy!

Others seem to think,
It's Microsoft or Bungie.
No, it's Version.

On Answering At UCI in Orange County, CA:

Fifty cents for calls,
Parking costs money as well.
I need three fiddy.

No UCI kids,
Anteaters have no bee love.
I guess that makes sence.

Brandywine Commons.
I take off my shoes when I
Answer the Axon.
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SuperJerms
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Posts: 537
Location: indiana

Re: [HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku...

HitsHerMark wrote:
From the future, AI
Call me on public pay phones.
Pass my foil hat.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Hey! It's HitsHerMark!
She does the work of ten men!
I'd have hurt that jock.

Hello, Melissa.
Secure transmission needed?
Next time bring some mace.
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Ducktimus
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Joined: 22 Sep 2004
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Location: NH

Oh that HitsHerMark
Graces us with poetry
Gets us all to laugh

Made up relay code
Gave it to Mr. Beefy
She's GirlInFocus

Very Happy

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daboking
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Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Posts: 486
Location: 2nd star to the right

if i'd been a bee
i would guard you at that phone
i'll sting those dumb jocks!

not another phone
i have missed way too much work
guess I am a dork

bii ga aimasu
mitsu o tabemasu
oiishi desu yo
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Shad0
I Have No Life


Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Posts: 2180
Location: Southern California, USA

Re: [HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku...

Find that jock, and then
Tell Melissa that his house
Is where Dana is.
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daboking
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rofl, that is great, shad0 Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:12 pm
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HitsHerMark
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 1521
Location: Austin, TX

You guys are da best.
You really know how to make
A girl feel faboo!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:32 pm
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Centipede
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Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 439
Location: Bronx, NY

Axon hunting's tough.
Here in Manhattan, New York
I've only hit one.

The Knights of SPArmy
Shall vanquish evil AI's
All around the globe.

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daboking
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Joined: 02 Sep 2004
Posts: 486
Location: 2nd star to the right

centipede is right
too many legs for one site
please keep up the fight

once upon a time
i saw a sleeping princess...
kissed and she woke up.
*-insert ribbit
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MusicToEat
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Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 39
Location: Undisclosed

Ode to a pay phone:
You will ring in the morning
and you ring at night.

Here is an idea
can't you just call me at home?
It would be alright.

If I don't answer
because I stayed up all night
talk to my machine.

Please wait for the beep.
I'm sure you've lots in common.
Try not to be mean.

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xnbomb
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Joined: 13 Oct 2003
Posts: 660
Location: J302B S8JDC

Red endings

Maple leaves drift down
The brilliant red suggests dusk
This jock will taste steel
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Anton P. Nym
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Joined: 25 Jul 2004
Posts: 550
Location: London, Canada

Crisp October air
Makes wearing red jackets good
For hiding jock blood.

-- Steve may need a pshrink.
Now he's .Sig-ing in Haiku.
What's next? Limericks? Shocked
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Chief Bungiologist
Institute for Advanced ILB Research

Fireflies Wiki contributor. Sorta.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:51 pm
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HitsHerMark
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 1521
Location: Austin, TX

You stay up late
Refreshing the 404
Over and over.

How silly of us
Thinking that triple seven
Meant no more pay phones.

This thing has three lines.
And this line has seven beats.
Haiku is BUNGIE!

Oh dood! OMG!
WTF!one "lol"
I hate leet haxorz.

I like my coffee
The same as I like my men,
COVERED IN BEE-EES!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:37 pm
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archon
Decorated

Joined: 24 Aug 2004
Posts: 250

James James, A Spartan
'Twas a sad day when he died
Vengeance will be swift

Kamal knew nothing
The truth can do more damage
Best be ignorant

Durga, mastermind
How long 'til doomsday appears?
Only you could know

The sky is falling
Only he could survive it
The demons await

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skyhawk0000
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Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 119
Location: DFW, Tx.. The Midcities

Hidden Artifact
Deepest inside Chowla Base
Forerunner Beacon?

Hidden Messages
Inside Pixels and the Sand
Soaking the System

Bloodshot, Eyes Burning
Seek, Behold, Reveal The Truth
Whispered Mantra
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Arete


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