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aliendial
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 		I just had a vision of how the Three Stooges would grant Varin's wish. Must...resist....

Granted, but the Three Stooges I sent to remove your headache merely replaced it with a foot ache. Sorry about that.

I wish there really was time travel.

crap. late again.
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Varin
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Nikolaas wrote:
I wish Samus and Master Chief were an item.


Granted, but the loud clanking of their armor as they try to get close to each other gives you a headache.

I wish aliendial weren't late every time. Razz
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Nikolaas
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 		Granted, but since I don't know what aliendial is.....I cannot tell you how things are different.

I wish I knew what aliendial was.

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Nikolaas wrote:
Granted, but since I don't know what aliendial is.....I cannot tell you how things are different.

I wish I knew what aliendial was.


Granted, but aliendial is actually a Japanese tentacle demon, who proceeds to take advantage of you.

I wish that I could meet the Princess.
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I wish that I could meet the Princess.


Granted, but...
Technically, you never wished that you would like the meeting. Confused

I have to say it. I wish that Dana were a real person, and that I saved her life from the Queen single-handedly, and became adored as her hero. (Step aside, Princess.)




[Edit:] Before anyone gets on my case, I really do think women have purpose, men have purpose, and each combines in a synergistic duality. I was just being overly-macho.
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 		Granted, but since Dana is a real person, she becomes frightened of the fact you're stalking her and telling her wildly imaginitive stories about saving her from evil.....she calls the police on you and has you put away.

I wish Dana was friends with Tiffani Amber-Theissen and introduced me to her.

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Varin
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Nikolaas wrote:
I wish Dana was friends with Tiffani Amber-Theissen and introduced me to her.


Granted, but since time travel does exist she introduces you to the pre-teen Tiffani Amber-Theissen and you promptly get thrown in jail.

I wish I had a Pirate's Revenge coffee drink from the coffee house down on the river.
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floorneyne
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Varin wrote:
I wish I had a Pirate's Revenge coffee drink from the coffee house down on the river.


Granted... but soon thereafter trendy coffee drinks are are unconditionally linked to prostate cancer. Yum!

I wish the PM's hadn't screwed up the coordinates...

edit: probably didn't need to say are are... but I guess it kinda sounds like a pirate reference (Arg, Matie!), so I'll just leave it there. Embarassed

edit again: oh snap, i beat ya both (one of you is behind by two posts!!!)

And also... prostate cancer...?! I'd almost say that's a little inappropriate, except I don't think Varin would really suffer a lot from that... -- Giskard
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 		"I wish Dana was friends with Tiffani Amber-Theissen and introduced me to her"

Granted, but Tiffani hates your guts.

I wish that I was alive.
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CoffeeJedi
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Varin wrote:

I wish I had a Pirate's Revenge coffee drink from the coffee house down on the river.

granted... but then you stumble upon the secret of what "Pirate's Revenge means....... Shocked ewwwwww, shudder

i wish on August 24, the OXM magazine prints "SPDR does not stand for Single Player Demo Release......... morons!" right on the front cover
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 		Granted, but you are forced to post strange wishes- er...

I wish Nikolaas and I could get along.
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Nikolaas
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 		Granted, but the Pirate's Revenge coffee drink is named so for the pirate's curse within. After drinking the....um.....drink, the curse takes its toll on you with violent squirts for a week.

I wish I knew why the pirate's curse on the coffee drink was placed and why he was so hateful.

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 		holy cats! five near-simultaneous posts!?!? Shocked
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aliendial
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 		That's the Pirates Revenge on this thread...
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floorneyne
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Dorkmaster wrote:
I wish Nikolaas and I could get along.


Granted, but you get along with him too well and the result is a lovechild that resembles... you guessed it... BEA ARTHUR!!!

I wish people would look before they post! (Watch as I now get doubled up! Oh the sweet sweet irony...)
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