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Dorkmaster

ANDY!!!! I missed your dancing robot madness (Ok, I really didn't, but, uh... Ok, I've got nothing.) Laughing

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:04 pm

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ScarpeGrosse

I just hope, that on August 24th, at 6:05a.m., that I'm not the only one standing in downtown wearing sequined hotpants, go-go boots, pigtails and a Halo2 sandwich board that reads "I LOVE BEES! Gimme Halo 2 Beeotches!"

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:05 pm

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Dorkmaster

*Dorkmaster hands ScarpeGrosse the Laughing Myself Out of My Desk Chair and Onto the Ground at Work Trophy

*edit: excerpt from DM's diary: 8/12/04 - My sandwich board business is skyrocketing! Why, just today, all these sequinned, pigtailed people came in with orders for all sorts of signage, but most of them included the word beeyotch, with the first three letters in bold... hmmm. I sure liked them hotpants though..."

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:08 pm

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"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

Andy · Boot Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 55

Nikolaas · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL

The gorund must be a desolate place where all jokes die.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:42 pm

missphinx · Unfettered Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 395

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:45 pm

ScarpeGrosse

Anyone know where I might find a "gorund"?

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:53 pm

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CoffeeJedi

dancing robots! (the system is down!)
the dancing robots was the funniest thing i've read, its even funnier when you picture Bungie employees in cheap cardboard costumes gettin their robo-groove on on random street corners

alright thats it! missphinx, ScarpeGrosse, bee-themed lingerie modeling contest...... GO!

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:54 pm

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Dorkmaster

I don't know, Scarpe, but I think there's a reference here

(edit - apparently, you can find a gorund in the UK?)

EDIT - dude, TinyURL. - SG

EDIT- Another person who says dude! Yay! - DM

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"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

krystyn

It is a gerund that has begun to 'aimlessly wander.'

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:02 pm

Nikolaas · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL

Bees........bees........why is a website dealing with bees the focal point?? Hmmm....ah....yes, of course! Bees are yellow and black....and.....and so are school buses! School buses are used to transport students in a way similar to that of mother ships and their methods for transporting aliens! The covenant are indeed aliens who transport by the thousands! So this must mean that aliens are scoping out school bus yards to transport bees for an attack on students sympathetic to the cause of Master Chief and friends. I have to get groceries now.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:10 pm

Dorkmaster

Ok, I change my mind... Now, I'd just like some of whatever that dude is smoking.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:13 pm

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"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

CoffeeJedi

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:13 pm

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Dorkmaster

Yeah, CoffeeJedi gets a star... definitely. I think he and SG are the comedy king and queen of the day. (I tried though... really I did...[sob])

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:17 pm

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"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

gheritt · Boot Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 58

When I go to my local coordinates on the 24th, I want this guy standing there:

And when I ask him about the game, he starts coming after me slowly, like a zombie, still smiling.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:22 pm

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