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Re: Janissary who?

**Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:37 am

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enh...

no offense Wink

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**Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:48 am

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thebruce, why did that joke make me start singing "dana worry, abrey happy" Laughing

could be worse, I could be singing sting, or the bee gee's

ok, a few more:
1) how did the queen fund her 2004 mission? By celling honey
2) what is her favorite game? Hive and Seek
3) where were the bees that noah kept? in the ark-hives
4) since melissa is now gone from ILB, do we need a bee bee sitter?

Razz

(* dabo ducks quickly from flying shuriken around the world)-QUACK!)

**Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:22 pm

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HitsHerMark

How many Beekeepers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it and about 300 to complain that there are no lightbulbs near them that need changing or are able to be changed.

*cringe* *duck* *hide*

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.... But don't ask me how they got in there...

Very Happy

**Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:06 pm

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**Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:29 pm

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**Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:36 pm

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thebruce

better yet, inspired by darkmoonz...

How many Beekeepers does it etc, etc?

One, unless it's far from the shore, deep within the gulf of Mexico.
(or was it near Hawaii?)

**Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:08 pm

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darkmoonz

you see, when i sumbitted my axon, instead of 29.x5 i wrote 25.x9... which was in the gulf of mexico... i was going to write melissa and explain i wanted to use that as a test for the scuba team, but i thought better of it... (:

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:55 am

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Kali · Decorated Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 162

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:03 am

thebruce

ah ok... so where was the original axon that was way off the west coast, the first one that was corrected that the SPDR screwed up on? Was it off the west coast out towards Hawaii?

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:55 am

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no, i thought that was one of the axons over in london... unless that's just an excuse they're using since they never got to theirs... (:

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:58 pm

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thebruce

no, on the very first list of GPS coordinates, when Melissa was building roads, the SPDR had one coordinate that was off the western coast... obviously no payphones there, and Melissa took the job over from SPDR... I believe that was about the time she erased the SPDR

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:10 pm

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Lurking_Kouzou · Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 124 Location: Earth

Isn't that when the princess first called the widow a "bug of very little brain"?

And then shortly after the queen deleted SPDR, she rebuilt the road herself and put it NOT in the ocean.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:13 pm

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thebruce

yes, exactly...

anyway, back on topic... Razz

jokes people, jokes!

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:17 pm

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Atrophied

Not taking credit for this, but here it is anyway

What goes Zzzub, Zzzub, Zzzub?

A bee flying backwards

And my own:

How many BeeKeepers to screw in a light-bulb?

16... 1 to screw it in and 15 to berate him [cough]weephun[/cough] for destroying the old one.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:25 pm

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