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LazarusLong
Unfettered
Joined: 20 Mar 2003 Posts: 453 Location: 93 miles SW of Ted Kaczynski's cabin
DeathClock - how much longer do you have to live... http://www.deathclock.com/
You may need to wait a while to see how accurate it is...
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Your Personal Day of Death is... Friday, March 12, 2038
_________________"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 1:47 pm
addlepated
Unfictologist
Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 1885 Location: Austin, Texas
I have you by ten years! Tuesday, August 4, 2048.
I vote for longer though.
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 1:54 pm
Giskard
Sassypants
Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 2066 Location: Chicago
I'll top that by another 4...
Tuesday, November 26, 2052
Which will, incidentally, mean I'll die at 73... not very far before the 75 I've always been claiming though
_________________"They never tell you truth is subjective, they only tell you not to lie." -- Gary Jules
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 2:50 pm
BoJangles
Boot
Joined: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 67 Location: B.C. Canada
I can bet you all
Quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, April 30, 2068
Yeah!! I live to the ripe old age of 92.
Mel
_________________I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remeber any of the damn things. - Dorothy Parker
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 2:59 pm
joebrent
Unfettered
Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Posts: 640 Location: New York, sometimes
Tuesday, March 10, 2065, making me nearly 89. But it didn't ask me about my drinking habits, job satisfaction, or my love of Russian Roulette. So there's that...
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:10 pm
Myssfitz
Unfettered
Joined: 26 Feb 2003 Posts: 695 Location: In the pasture
Quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, February 14, 2055
Happy Valentine's Day!! I'll be 86. My husband will be off the hook if he doesn't get me anything.
**Edit - And if I quit smoking and lose some weight, I'll live to be 100.
Quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, October 22, 2069
_________________Well, Moo
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:20 pm
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LazarusLong
Unfettered
Joined: 20 Mar 2003 Posts: 453 Location: 93 miles SW of Ted Kaczynski's cabin
addlepated wrote:
I have you by ten years! Tuesday, August 4, 2048.
I vote for longer though.
Yeah, but I'm at least 10 years older than you, so it's a wash.
But I vote for longer, too.
_________________"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:21 pm
bill
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 614 Location: Tampa
If I actually live to be 93, I'll just die!
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Bill
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Dedicated to Alternate Reality Gaming
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:32 pm
ScarpeGrosse
Site Admin
Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1678 Location: The Shiny Castle in the Sky, Full of Cotton Candy and Hazelnut Lattes
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Thursday, November 1, 2057
Dammit! Only 78?!?
I'm going to have to rethink my whole retirement strategy now
*pathetic sobbing*
*edit to add* DAMMIT! Bill's going to die AFTER me? DAMMIT!
_________________
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:38 pm
Giskard
Sassypants
Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 2066 Location: Chicago
Myssfitz wrote:
**Edit - And if I quit smoking and lose some weight, I'll live to be 100.
Quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, October 22, 2069
Hmm... and I don't smoke and my weight is reasonably ok and it only gives me 73 years... I'm afraid to look at when I'd die when I *would* smoke and *would be* overweight
_________________"They never tell you truth is subjective, they only tell you not to lie." -- Gary Jules
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:48 pm
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Giskard on Sat May 15, 2004 8:44 am; edited 2 times in total
MageSteff
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 2716 Location: State of Denial
ScarpeGrosse wrote:
Quote:
Thursday, November 1, 2057
Dammit! Only 78?!?
I'm going to have to rethink my whole retirement strategy now
*pathetic sobbing*
*edit to add* DAMMIT! Bill's going to die AFTER me? DAMMIT!
/me hands ScarpeGrosse a fizzy health drink and gives her a pat on the back.
Mine: Tuesday, January 14, 2048
The good news is if I drop my BMI to 25: Sunday, January 6, 2069
_________________Magesteff
A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 3:51 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
Optimistic: Wednesday, April 30, 2059
Wow, I'll 96 years old! If a traffic accident doesn't get me first.
Normal: Thursday, March 20, 2042 (79 years old)
Pessimistic: Monday, January 29, 2024 (64 years old)
Sadistic: I died March 20, 2002 (I was 39 years old)
_________________
'squeek'
r u a Sammeeeee? I am Forever!
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 4:08 pm
aliendial
Unfictologist
Joined: 29 Sep 2002 Posts: 3438 Location: Far Far Away. Nowhere Near You. Really.
I'll take the optimistic (93) mostly cuz both my grandmothers (the obese one who ate everything bad for you and no veggies and never exercised and the skinny one who mostly drank to get through the day and also did nothing physical for the last 20 years of her life) both lived well into their 90's. And they both smoked many more years than I did.
EDIT: I just realized I'm setting a VERY BAD EXAMPLE.
Don't live this way kids! Just cuz my grandmothers got lucky with the old gene pool roulette... Eat right and exercise! Don't smoke! (really) Don't drink! ( well, it is possible to get TOO uptight - drink in moderation if you are of age) <end preachifying>
_________________aliendial
Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 5:41 pm
jchillerup
Decorated
Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Sunday, December 20, 2071
I'm born in 1987.
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 7:08 am
Haracy_1
Boot
Joined: 02 Nov 2004 Posts: 13
So, ok, optimistic person I am I live until my birthday, 2084... so almost one hundred.
I randomly turn the BMI to max and...
I live until 2085. Time to start eating more?
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:49 pm
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