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DeathClock - how much longer do you have to live...
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LazarusLong
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DeathClock - how much longer do you have to live...

http://www.deathclock.com/

You may need to wait a while to see how accurate it is... Rolling Eyes

Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Your Personal Day of Death is... Friday, March 12, 2038


Shocked Shocked Shocked
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addlepated
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I have you by ten years! Tuesday, August 4, 2048.

I vote for longer though.

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GiskardModerator
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I'll top that by another 4...

Tuesday, November 26, 2052

Which will, incidentally, mean I'll die at 73... Shocked not very far before the 75 I've always been claiming though Smile
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BoJangles
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Joined: 14 Mar 2003
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I can bet you all

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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, April 30, 2068


Yeah!! I live to the ripe old age of 92.

Mel Laughing
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joebrent
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Tuesday, March 10, 2065, making me nearly 89. But it didn't ask me about my drinking habits, job satisfaction, or my love of Russian Roulette. So there's that...
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Myssfitz
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Quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, February 14, 2055


Happy Valentine's Day!! I'll be 86. My husband will be off the hook if he doesn't get me anything. Laughing


**Edit - And if I quit smoking and lose some weight, I'll live to be 100.

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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, October 22, 2069

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LazarusLong
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addlepated wrote:
I have you by ten years! Tuesday, August 4, 2048.

I vote for longer though.


Yeah, but I'm at least 10 years older than you, so it's a wash. Wink

But I vote for longer, too. Very Happy
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bill
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June 18, 2059


If I actually live to be 93, I'll just die!
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ScarpeGrosseModerator
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Dammit! Only 78?!?

I'm going to have to rethink my whole retirement strategy now

*pathetic sobbing*

*edit to add* DAMMIT! Bill's going to die AFTER me? DAMMIT!
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GiskardModerator
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Myssfitz wrote:

**Edit - And if I quit smoking and lose some weight, I'll live to be 100.

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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, October 22, 2069


Hmm... and I don't smoke and my weight is reasonably ok and it only gives me 73 years... I'm afraid to look at when I'd die when I *would* smoke and *would be* overweight Shocked Very Happy
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MageSteff
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ScarpeGrosse wrote:
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Thursday, November 1, 2057



Dammit! Only 78?!?

I'm going to have to rethink my whole retirement strategy now

*pathetic sobbing*

*edit to add* DAMMIT! Bill's going to die AFTER me? DAMMIT!


/me hands ScarpeGrosse a fizzy health drink and gives her a pat on the back.

Mine: Tuesday, January 14, 2048

The good news is if I drop my BMI to 25: Sunday, January 6, 2069
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konamouse
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Optimistic: Wednesday, April 30, 2059

Wow, I'll 96 years old! If a traffic accident doesn't get me first.

Normal: Thursday, March 20, 2042 (79 years old)

Pessimistic: Monday, January 29, 2024 (64 years old)

Sadistic: I died March 20, 2002 (I was 39 years old)
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aliendial
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I'll take the optimistic (93) mostly cuz both my grandmothers (the obese one who ate everything bad for you and no veggies and never exercised and the skinny one who mostly drank to get through the day and also did nothing physical for the last 20 years of her life) both lived well into their 90's. And they both smoked many more years than I did.

EDIT: I just realized I'm setting a VERY BAD EXAMPLE.

Don't live this way kids! Just cuz my grandmothers got lucky with the old gene pool roulette... Eat right and exercise! Don't smoke! (really) Don't drink! ( Confused well, it is possible to get TOO uptight - drink in moderation if you are of age) <end preachifying>
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jchillerup
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Joined: 27 Dec 2003
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Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Sunday, December 20, 2071

I'm born in 1987.

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Haracy_1
Boot

Joined: 02 Nov 2004
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So, ok, optimistic person I am I live until my birthday, 2084... so almost one hundred.
I randomly turn the BMI to max and...
I live until 2085. Time to start eating more?

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