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Caterpillar
Unfictologist
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
To The Mayor:
Gatenza Hood & Associates
Cemilta Gatenza
329 WASHINGTON ST
MOUNT HOLLY NJ
08060-1661
Dear Mr. Mayor,
My firm has represented Mr. Dale Sprague and some of his extended family for over four generations. I have some urgent legal business with Mr. Sprague and have been informed, through my local sources, that he has been institutionalized after a recent breakdown precipitated by the terrible deaths of his wife and daughter. I was further informed that he was not exactly "cooperative" in the matter.
I know the committal of one of Aglaura's town councilmen cannot have gone unnoticed by the local government or law enforcement, and it is imperative that I see Dale, in whatever state I may find him. Being of sound mind is unneccessary for the reason I need to reach him...but I do need to reach him.
I understand that the local law enforcement officers are often called in to assist in difficult cases, both to ensure the safety of the doctors and also to safeguard the patient (especially one so distraught as poor Dale must have been.) I'm sure you work closely with C.O.P. Prufrock. Could you or she please inform me of the facility where he is being held?
If you do not possess that information, a list of local psychiatric hospitals will suffice in its stead.
I appreciate your time,
Sincerely,
Ms. C. Gatenza
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 11:06 pm
Last edited by Caterpillar on Sun Mar 02, 2003 11:13 pm; edited 1 time in total
dmax
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Joined: 09 Jan 2003 Posts: 1387 Location: Location: Location!
dear cemgate: <applause>
_________________That sounds like something HITLER would say!
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2003 11:09 pm
Tien_Le
Charter Member
Joined: 22 Sep 2002 Posts: 878 Location: corner of no and where
Wow, Cem, that's outstanding!
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 3:43 pm
Caterpillar
Unfictologist
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
Well I haven't received a response yet, but it is interesting to note that the latest email from Sam to Dale (received after I wrote the Mayor) does indeed suggest the Mayor knows something and is concerned about the "situation" and its effect on local gov't.
So I guess we wait and see...
BTW, my real name is not Cemilita Gatenza...lol..just thought I'd try to "fit" the name with my email addy.
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 4:48 pm
Caterpillar
Unfictologist
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
My reply from the Mayor to the above email I sent him:
Dear Ms. Gatenza:
Hey, I'm really not certain why I'm getting swamped with requests for
information about Dale and his family all of a sudden. I can't tell you how
many e-mails I've had to answer or have my assistant answer for me in the last few days. Everyone seems to be exxagerating the extent of Dale's problem, I think. Although I haven't spoken to him directly in a few days, I believe his current situation may be categorized more as "seeking help", rather than "institutionalized" and I'm certain you can understand the necessity of it under the circumstances.
I'm also certain you understand how unfortunate this is for all of Aglaura.
We've been trying very hard to develop a new image for our beautiful but
sometimes misunderstood town and the last thing we need is for crazy and
exxagerated stories about one of our citizens (let alone a Councilman!) to hit the regional and local media. And of course, this wouldn't be good for Dale or his career either. So I'm asking you to exercise discretion in your efforts. Not everyone who knows or lives near Dale should be asked questions like this, do you think? Think of how that may affect him when he comes home. I tell you what, if you promise to forego further efforts to contact Aglaura people about this, I'll see if I can find out where Dale is staying. I'm sure he wouldn't mind contact from someone he's known for a long time. Is there a phone number that I might call you at to provide you this information? Please let me know.
Thanks,
Pat Dobbs
Mayor of Aglaura NJ
_______________________________
Notice the double X's in exxagerate? Spelling error?
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 6:33 pm
dmax
Unfictologist
Joined: 09 Jan 2003 Posts: 1387 Location: Location: Location!
oooh Phone contact!
Now how are you going to pronounce that name of yours?
I'm sure that it's the reason that they chose you.
_________________That sounds like something HITLER would say!
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 6:37 pm
ND3rdEYE
Boot
Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 24
Quote:
Notice the double X's in exxagerate? Spelling error?
Cem, as my gal Friday pointed out maybe that double xx really means something. Remember the double xx's in Collective Protective emails?
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Coincidence?????
_________________Nick
After 25 years, we still don't have any alternate reality. What happened to the truth? What happened to the dream? What happened to all that lovely hippy shit?
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 7:17 pm
Caterpillar
Unfictologist
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
My Reply to the Mayor:
Gatenza Hood & Associates
Cemilta Gatenza
329 WASHINGTON ST
MOUNT HOLLY NJ
08060-1661
Dear Mr. Mayor,
I can certainly understand the deluge of mail in regards to Mr. Sprague, he is an exxceptional young man with many friends. I'm sure most of them are well intentioned and from people who aren't sure how to contact Mr. Sprague exxcept via the government for which he worked.
I understand how "sensitive" the situation with Dale is to Aglaura, and I am well aware of the attempted image transformation of your town. I have no desire see your hard won reputation tarnished.
My primary concern at present is for Dale, and that being said, I'm sure you can see how I also desire discretion in this matter. His reputation is also at stake.
I will take you up on the offer to forego further efforts to contact anyone else in Aglaura regarding Dale or his whereabouts in exxchange for the information I requested. I assure you, although I cannot discuss the particulars due to confidentiality, my mission is a private legal matter that I do not desire to have made public.
I also agree that he would welcome a friendly face.
Please call me via the number listed below at your earliest convenience. I am in the office more than I am out these days, but if you happen to catch me at lunch please don't hesitate to leave a message with my assistant Mrs. A Glassman. She is entirely trustworthy and was my father's assistant before me.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Ms. C. Gatenza
XXX-XXX-XXXX
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:33 pm
Caterpillar
Unfictologist
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 1887 Location: cem's otherbody
The Mayor's reply:
Dear Ms. Gatenza:
Sorry for the delay in replying to you but I am a rather busy man, what with running a town and all. I'm sure you understand. I was also somewhat hesitant to pursue the matters we discussed previously during standard working hours here at the Municipal Building. This is definitely not official Aglaura business. Which brings me to my point.
The number you provided me to call you at, can you be reached at that number after hours, say in-between 10:00 and 11:00PM or so? That of course would be Eastern time as I am in Jersey after all. I'm sorry for the somewhat unusual request but under the circumstances it might be best.
Please let me know as I would like to contact you as soon as possible and get this whole situation behind me.
Mayor Pat Dobbs
Aglaura NJ
My Response
Gatenza Hood & Associates
Cemilta Gatenza
329 WASHINGTON ST
MOUNT HOLLY NJ
08060-1661
Dear Mr. Mayor,
Please don't apologize for your schedule, I suffer the same affliction.
You may reach me during the requested hours at the number I provided as I forward my business calls to my home after hours.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Ms. C. Gatenza
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 9:20 pm
dmax
Unfictologist
Joined: 09 Jan 2003 Posts: 1387 Location: Location: Location!
Goals of the conversation? We might only get one shot at the mayor. What should we try to find out?
1) the accident. hit and run is a felony. is it being investigated as such?
2) weirdnesses in the town like this?
3) more about Diana?
4) other graffitti?
5) what's Digitalis like in the community?
_________________That sounds like something HITLER would say!
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 10:32 pm
kingohugs
Veteran
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 73 Location: NYC, New York
Re: Goals of the conversation?
dmax wrote:
We might only get one shot at the mayor. What should we try to find out?
Is there a presence (suspected or known) of organized crime in town? At Empty Threats?
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:27 pm
danman_d
Decorated
Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 233 Location: New York, NY
More Questions What is the origin of his name, Dobbs?
Why was the town name changed/rumors associated with Ong's Hat?
Ask about EOTW, Hollow Needle, and LOT.
Mention Dr. Stephen Faust.
My $.02
-Danny D.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:30 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
Empty Threats is located in Hackensack NJ, not Aglaura - be careful.
How about "what construction company did the work on the library?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:48 am
miracle
Boot
Joined: 01 Mar 2003 Posts: 12 Location: NY
also ask ask if the construction company that built the new library is the same company that iowns the truck that may have been involved in the accident
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:49 am
RPGgame
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Posts: 501
Ask if he knows anybody else that he thinks might know something that will help us better understand the situation in town and make sure to thank him for his time and let him know that we are on the case!
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 1:15 am
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