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Euchre
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Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
It seems counterintuitive to that being a douchebag is an insult to a man. It is after all a somewhat phallic device that gets inserted in female genitalia and discharges it's liquid therein. Isn't that pretty much what a man wants to be to a woman anyway?
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:23 pm
SourGirl
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Joined: 17 May 2008 Posts: 34
That's the sexiest way to describe intercourse. It's right up there with "wrecking meat"
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:35 am
lazarusHART
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Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 664 Location: Puerto Rico
Euchre, you have revived my disturbing thoughts of this past weekend.
My sister and her boyfriend spent the weekend in my room.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:59 am
sami_kaye
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Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 382 Location: Moncton
K1Ng5p4d3 wrote:
sami_kaye wrote:
porrphyrhia wrote:
sami_kaye wrote:
I think the dog looks cute.
And Clover as a nickname is pretty cool, but as a name, I'm not so sure about that.
well thanks! the dog is uglier than homemade sin. but i suppose that's what makes him cute
but don't hate on the name. he WILL destroy you.
I will offer him a homemade Margarita, and we can talk about how hot Marlena was.
Saiyan
Congrats on the wedding/honeymoon/teh sex in the jacuzzi. I am going to PM/email you something in honor of the marriage.
Just dont be bringin up any type of electric vibrating devices. He wont get that kind of joke until like the third year of marriage, LMAO
I wasn't going to bring up any phallic shaped battery operated devices. But now that you mention it. It's not so bad of an idea.
On the topic of getter-offers, did any of you guys see the video of the flying dildo?
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:12 am
lazarusHART
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Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 664 Location: Puerto Rico
Had a hearty laugh with that video.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:41 am
scadrbrane
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Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 123 Location: Right here in front of you...
Euchre wrote:
It seems counterintuitive to that being a douchebag is an insult to a man. It is after all a somewhat phallic device that gets inserted in female genitalia and discharges it's liquid therein. Isn't that pretty much what a man wants to be to a woman anyway?
How in the hell is it that this is the first time anyone ever had that thought? I have never heard anyone turn that insult around like that.
I would explain how it is an insult...
a) I think most already know.
b) I totally don't want to diminish my image as a lady. A little mystery is good when it comes to women.
I almost snorted coffee out of my nose when I read your post. Very funny!
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:42 am
porrphyrhia
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Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 308 Location: georgia, USA
scadrbrane wrote:
How in the hell is it that this is the first time anyone ever had that thought? I have never heard anyone turn that insult around like that.
I would explain how it is an insult...
a) I think most already know.
b) I totally don't want to diminish my image as a lady. A little mystery is good when it comes to women.
I almost snorted coffee out of my nose when I read your post. Very funny!
remaining OT: i understand that it is an insult.... but how? is it meant to imply that a guy does a feminine thing? like calling a guy to be a homosexual? or is it a universal insult? i get that it is a nasty thing to say to someone. i guess i don't understand why i'll remove it from my vocabulary since i don't really understand it. i'll end up calling someone at the convenience store a douchebag on accident!! hahaha, sorry, i don't mean to sound dumb.
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:40 pm
Cunning Stunts
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Joined: 29 Mar 2008 Posts: 236 Location: South Carolina
I'm a douchebag.
He's a douchebag.
She's a douchebag.
We're all douchebags. Hey!
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:38 pm
xsarax
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Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 59 Location: Deland, FL
Cunning Stunts wrote:
I'm a douchebag.
He's a douchebag.
She's a douchebag.
We're all douchebags. Hey!
Old School. Nice.
That'll be eight bucks!
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:40 pm
K1Ng5p4d3
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Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 317 Location: Heirohnmahkeistehr, India
Euchre wrote:
It seems counterintuitive to that being a douchebag is an insult to a man. It is after all a somewhat phallic device that gets inserted in female genitalia and discharges it's liquid therein. Isn't that pretty much what a man wants to be to a woman anyway?
Dude, ok. Here is where the insult truly lies. Think on this man, if its neccesary for a woman to douche, then its probably safe to say that shes "less than april fresh", so to speak. So who the hell would want to stick ANYTHING phallic into a fish taco that has too much cheese on it? Not me, thats for damn sure. No offense ladies, but i cant think of any dude that would actually wanna be a squeezy bottle full of vinegar and a liquid version of those new car scent trees that you hang from your rear view mirror.Let's face it. It's an Enima for your Choocher.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 1:30 pm
Wyskers
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Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Posts: 25 Location: Florida
http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2008/05/22/reviews/ae263.txt
Here's a little article about us.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 1:40 pm
SourGirl
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Joined: 17 May 2008 Posts: 34
That's a really good article. As much as I want questions answered as the next person, you really do have to appreciate the movie alone.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:04 pm
porrphyrhia
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Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 308 Location: georgia, USA
SourGirl wrote:
That's a really good article. As much as I want questions answered as the next person, you really do have to appreciate the movie alone.
i was one of the few people that actually saw the film first, and THEN dived headfirst into all of the ARE shenanigans.
so, i agree with you fully. the film blew me away, becos i went into it without any expectations or anything. then, seeing the viral afterwards made it that much cooler for me.
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:52 pm
reagan88
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Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 119
my vids This whole Cloverfield thing has indeed been soooo sloooowww! But to keep myself occupied I have made some Slusho related vids. I posted links to them before but here you go again. They might help pass the time till we get more news...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34OL8J5ayPI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnTkS9X_ymo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBrhg-3HQs
And here's a vid (not related to Slusho/Cloverfield, etc.) that I just posted that proves that I am an IDIOT!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7WSu-KXXBQ
Enjoy!
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:25 pm
porrphyrhia
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Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 308 Location: georgia, USA
Re: my vids
oh my god!!! absolutely laughing my ASS off. these are priceless!!
the side-by-side nike commercial is just... god... haha, i can't stop laughing
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:03 pm
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