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daboking
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: 2nd star to the right
ok, weephun has shown the greatest ability to remain cool under pressure, so he IS a good candidate, but unfortunately, Phaedra does not seem to be running, and who better to run a country than another A.I. (if I am your padawan, can I be your running mate?)
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:57 pm
cheebers
Boot
Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 66 Location: Coeur d'Alene Idaho.
weephun wrote:
So the clear choice is Lt. weephun.
- Melissa loves me.
- The press already know me.
- I have a squad of loyal followers ready to assume cabinet positions. Go Team Idaho!
- And hey, I've even already got detractors ready and willing to slander my character (isn't that a requirement now? )
C'mon G3K, where's the Melissa / Lt. weephun bumper sticker?
[slogan]
Lt weephun, the clear choice for a presidential victory rigged by a futuristic AI bent on completing her mission at all costs!
[/slogan]
Don't forget to vote!
Sir! Here's that bumper sticker you ordered, Sir!
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:02 pm
G3K
Decorated
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 273 Location: Palm Desert / Laguna Beach, CA
I like your tagline, but I'm gonna be non-partisan and refrain from putting that one up in the CafePress shop.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:40 pm
cheebers
Boot
Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 66 Location: Coeur d'Alene Idaho.
G3K wrote:
I like your tagline, but I'm gonna be non-partisan and refrain from putting that one up in the CafePress shop.
No, somehow I didn't think that you would.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:54 pm
G3K
Decorated
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 273 Location: Palm Desert / Laguna Beach, CA
Well, your candidate's still being beaten by a pledge for dictatorial technocracy and a really, really lucky internet voyeur, so you better do something to better promote
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:23 pm
weephun
Entrenched
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Fuquay Varina, NC
cheebers wrote:
Sir! Here's that bumper sticker you ordered, Sir!
Sweet! Nice job Ens cheebers. I'll make sure to put you in for a commendation.
G3K wrote:
Well, your candidate's still being beaten by a pledge for dictatorial technocracy and a really, really lucky internet voyeur, so you better do something to better promote
It's only day 1 of the elections and I've only just begun to fight
_________________- Sean Stewart: "generally people like seeing their names on TV, although probably no one has had a more mixed experience with that then weephun, God bless him.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:07 pm
Mad Cow
Boot
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Posts: 61
Well, we have until Nov 2nd to declare the winner right?
I am proud to be the running mate of Lt. weephun, because I know without him I would have never talked to Melissa live and got the pass phrase correctly.
Word to your mother, vote us in!
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:58 pm
Kybard
Kl00
Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Posts: 42
As much as I respect you, weephun... I just gotta go with Team Jersey. Nothing personal, I'd just rather not vote for the candidate who is fully capable of bankrupting me and putting my aunt in a coma.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:21 pm
DreamOfTheRood
Unfettered
Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 714 Location: Indiana
Are you referring to the Army?
Having to retire to run for office is a rule that only applies to US Forces, not ... umm, AI forces.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:54 pm
G3K
Decorated
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 273 Location: Palm Desert / Laguna Beach, CA
FYI:
Buttons now available!
Bumper stickers still available. All profits go to Bees for Development.
If weephun/Mad Cow '04 wants in on this, let me know. In the interest of fairness (and charity) I guess I'll let you guys sell a couple buttons too
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:55 pm
weephun
Entrenched
Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Fuquay Varina, NC
Kybard wrote:
As much as I respect you, weephun... I just gotta go with Team Jersey. Nothing personal, I'd just rather not vote for the candidate who is fully capable of bankrupting me and putting my aunt in a coma.
Yes, but you're missing the point of the question. It's not "who would you vote for for President?", but "who would Melissa / Durga throw the election for?"
_________________- Sean Stewart: "generally people like seeing their names on TV, although probably no one has had a more mixed experience with that then weephun, God bless him.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:20 am
Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
daboking wrote:
ok, weephun has shown the greatest ability to remain cool under pressure, so he IS a good candidate, but unfortunately, Phaedra does not seem to be running, and who better to run a country than another A.I. (if I am your padawan, can I be your running mate?)
Oh dear, I don't think I'd be a good candidate...I prefer to work behind the scenes. And considering the amount of existential angst that I am suffering from having so many people question whether I'm real, my refresh rate has slowed down to a crawl. Also, I seem to be having odd personality swings. If I recover enough to become fully functional again........
What am I saying? You and me, daboking, let's TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
MWAHAHA!
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:09 pm
daboking
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: 2nd star to the right
just as long as you are not seven yet, then I think the world is ours for the taking!!! Melissa/Durga who... mere intellectual insects compared to your processing power. mwahahahaha
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:39 pm
Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Joined: 21 Sep 2004 Posts: 4033 Location: Here, obviously
daboking wrote:
just as long as you are not seven yet, then I think the world is ours for the taking!!! Melissa/Durga who... mere intellectual insects compared to your processing power. mwahahahaha
Six years and 12 months last Wednesday, oh my running mate. And we must all have buttons, yes we must all have buttons forthwith!
<shakes head (virtually, of course)>
What was I saying?
Blasted brain blips.
EDIT: Seriously, in all good conscience, I couldn't actually run with anyone except Kali (since I promised her that years ago and she is quite literally capable of mopping the floor with me).
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:08 pm
Last edited by Phaedra on Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:49 pm; edited 1 time in total
Kali
Decorated
Joined: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 162
Phaedra wrote:
Six years and 12 months last Wednesday, oh my running mate. And we must all have buttons, yes we must all have buttons forthwith!
<shakes head (virtually, of course)>
What was I saying?
Blasted brain blips.
Really?
Thats... interesting.
There will be retribution.
SOON.
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:48 pm
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